mrssurfboard:

yoncebcarter:

2011 - 2014

This is so beautiful. This goes beyond words.

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

fvming:

What did the kidney say to the other kidney?

I’m stoned

coochiejuice:

The thing about horror movie situations is imma do my best to help you but if we running and you fallin or we hidin and you whimperin and sobbin, that’s it! I can’t do nothing else for you! You have made the choice to be a damsel in distress and boo this ain’t Camelot I have 0 time to die

g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd